Thursday, February 22, 2018

In the News

The Moon Landing and 9/11 Were Faked and so was My Orgasm

Modern co-eds engage with theoretical texts and competing philosophies in an effort to deconstruct knowledge previously held in absolute belief. In other words, most contemporary students find college to be a good time to...

Quote of the Day

FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL 911.

News In Brief

  • Roommate’s Cool Visiting Cousin Makes Roommate Look Like Total Loser
  • Res Life Reveals Plans to Replace 2018 Housing Lottery with Live Game of Survival (see SAGA/DOP for tickets)
  • Professor’s Pit Stains Reveal Image of Messiah’s Face, English 273 Becomes Religious Pilgrimage Destination
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