Tuesday, December 11, 2018

In the News

Pocketed Oppression: Why Women Aren’t Allowed to Have Pockets

Alright ladies, I’m talking to you. Picture this with me: it’s time for a new pair of jeans. You spot the most perfect dark-wash pair of jeans you ever did see from afar, and,...

Quote of the Day

I got a really good deal on knitting needles.

News In Brief

  • Roommate’s Cool Visiting Cousin Makes Roommate Look Like Total Loser
  • Res Life Reveals Plans to Replace 2018 Housing Lottery with Live Game of Survival (see SAGA/DOP for tickets)
  • Professor’s Pit Stains Reveal Image of Messiah’s Face, English 273 Becomes Religious Pilgrimage Destination
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