Here Are 13 Couches to Burn When the Cubs Win the World Series

The Cubs are in the World Series for the first time since 1945, trying to win their first title since 1908. If the Loveable Losers finally pull it off the party at Addison and Clark will be one for the ages. Revelry, debauchery, and everyone’s favorite post-championship activity: couch burning. Here are 13 couches you can burn to warm up a cold October night after the Cubbies break the longest World Series drought in baseball.


 

By Serife Gerenschier – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0

This nice piece was in style the last time the Cubs won the world series. The wood will burn nicely and the drawers in the frame provide great storage.


By MasterMarte – Egenproduksjon, CC BY-SA 3.0

This nice red couch fits perfectly in any college student’s apartment, it also goes nicely with fire. Burn it, burn it down, they did it.


By FASTILY (TALK) – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0

This classic couch might take a while to catch due to the leather, but it’s important to work for it. To remind yourself how long the Cubs worked for it.


By Reiner Kraft from Gilroy, USA - Sofa in Living / Family Room, CC BY 2.0
By Reiner Kraft from Gilroy, USA – Sofa in Living / Family Room, CC BY 2.0

This funky piece would fit nicely in any apartment on the near north side. It would also go nicely in a fire. The white represents Kris Bryant’s beauty and Joe Maddon’s hair.


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By GardenKings – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0

This sectional reminds us of all the pieces that need to come together in order to win a world series. Remember that as you watch the flames.


By http://moebel-lega.de - http://moebel-lega.de, CC BY-SA 3.0 de
By http://moebel-lega.de – http://moebel-lega.de, CC BY-SA 3.0 de

Do you know what’s better than one couch fire? Two couch fires. This nice two-piece set perfectly represents the Cub’s back-to-back World Series wins in 1907 and 1908.


By PAUL FARMER, CC BY-SA 2.0
By PAUL FARMER, CC BY-SA 2.0

This beautiful green piece represents the ivy adorning the walls of the friendly confines. Burn it with the rest while you hug a stranger.


By Thief12 - English Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Futon-america.JPG), CC BY 2.5
By Thief12 – English Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Futon-america.JPG), CC BY 2.5

This is the futon your roommate’s weird friend was going to sleep on, but now you’re just gonna burn it. Go Cubs Go.


By Wikipedia Loves Art participant "Opal_Art_Seekers_4" - Uploaded from the Wikipedia Loves Art photo pool on Flickr, CC BY 2.5,
By Wikipedia Loves Art participant “Opal_Art_Seekers_4” – Uploaded from the Wikipedia Loves Art photo pool on Flickr, CC BY 2.5,

This 19th century fainting couch is perfect for when you faint from stress after the third out in the ninth inning. When you come to, burn it.


By Clubsessel - http://www.kultsessel.de, Public Domain
By Clubsessel – http://www.kultsessel.de, Public Domain

This couch would tie together any room, now it’s going to tie together your fire.


By Dori - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0 us
By Dori – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0 us

Who cares, burn a chair. You needed kindling anyway.


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Burn all the furniture inside Sluggers.


By User:JeremyA - Own work, CC BY-SA 2.5
By User:JeremyA – Own work, CC BY-SA 2.5

Burn the whole freaking city down. Fly the W.