CHICAGO— Everyone makes mistakes in college, but comedian and Chicago native John Mulaney may have taken a disastrous misstep during his freshman year according to Loyola student Rachel Kelley.
Kelley alleges Mulaney impregnated her mother after a steamy one night stand during Georgetown’s spring break in 1997, and is, in fact, her father. The evidence is extensive and apparently bulletproof.
[su_pullquote]“I want him to acknowledge my existence. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. —Rachel Kelley, daughter of John Mulaney”[/su_pullquote]
Kelley commented, “I have results here from two different independent labs and they’re conclusive. John Mulaney is definitely my biological Father. It’s a fact.”
Kelley is adamant that the alleged encounter resulted in her birth, and the confirmed results have only strengthened her certainty.
Kelley, whose story has exploded on social media since releasing a tell-all video on Facebook, claims that Mulaney never knew she existed and is not at fault for abandoning her. She learned the full account from her mother after finding candid photos of the couple together in Puerto Rico during the mid nineties.
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Suddenly having a successful celebrity father enter your life certainly seems a bit suspicious, but Kelley’s motives seem to be on the up and up.
“I’m not looking for financial compensation,” Kelly said. “I’m not looking for a new dad. I just want him to recognize me and my mother. I want him to acknowledge my existence. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.”
John Mulaney will be performing on campus this Friday the 17th, and Kelley will be holding a short vigil beforehand in service of her cause.