Doctors without Borders vs. Doctors without Boundaries

Doctors Without Borders: live outside in underdeveloped countries, treating diseases.

Doctors Without Boundaries: live outside your house in their car, occasionally yelling, “how’s that rash looking, pal?”

 

Doctors Without Borders: cure the nation’s children.

Doctors Without Boundaries: only cure the children who have hot moms.

 

Doctors Without Borders: work with their hands all day.

Doctors Without Boundaries: get a little too handsy while listening to your heartbeat.

 

Doctors Without Borders: are required to ask if you are sexually active for medical reasons.

Doctors Without Boundaries: ask you if the carpet matches the drapes…for “medical” reasons.

 

Doctors Without Borders: have thermometers in their pockets.

Doctors Without Boundaries: are just happy to see you.