William Hall, a founding member of The Gull, enjoys pretending to hate everything so people will leave him alone. In reality he likes ranting about the same three musicians over and over, watching squirrels fight and pretending to know more about history than he actually does. He can often be found in the middle of Damen, face down on the ground vibrating so rapidly that it is difficult to see him. He generally distrusts dolphins and people who refuse to use mechanical pencils. He would like to remind you that if you like to shop at IKEA, your childhood is dead, and you will never have the same sense of wonder towards the world.